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Almost Single

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I'm with Stupid

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My Girlfriend Is Out Of Town.

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Trust Me I'm A Lawyer.

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Wet T-Shirt Contest Winner

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Your Girlfriend Thinks I'm Hot.

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24 Hours in a Day 24 Beers in a Case Coincidence?

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Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.

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Where there's a will... I want to be in it.

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Blonde and proud of it.

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Buy This Man A Beer..

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Guys have feelings too- Who cares...

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Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

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Always remember you're unique... Just like everyone else.

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I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

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Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated.

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I don't know what makes you dumb But it really works.

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A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.

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A man is not where he lives, but where he loves.

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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.

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Love is a game that two can play and both win.

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