Coffee Quotes
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.
~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., "Over the Teacups," 1891
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No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
~Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
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Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat. ~Author Unknown
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Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend. ~Author Unknown
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This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder. ~Honore de Balzac, "The Pleasures and Pains of Coffee"
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No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. ~Henry Ward Beecher
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A morning without coffee is like sleep. ~Author Unknown
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Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. ~Author Unknown
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I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. ~Flash Rosenberg
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As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ~Author Unknown
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Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee. ~Author Unknown
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Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. ~David Letterman
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Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~Author Unknown
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Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. ~Bob Irwin
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I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference. ~Author Unknown
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Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. ~Author Unknown
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Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich. ~Author Unknown
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Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. ~Dutch Proverb
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Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. ~Star Trek: Voyager
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Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago. ~Author Unknown
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He was my cream, and I was his coffee -
And when you poured us together, it was something.
~Josephine Baker
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I like my coffee black as a moonless night. ~Author Unknown
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Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. ~Alphonse Allais
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Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin! ~Author Unknown
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Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before. ~Author Unknown
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A fig for partridges and quails,
ye dainties I know nothing of ye;
But on the highest mount in Wales
Would choose in peace to drink my coffee.
~Jonathon Swift
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Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. ~Author Unknown
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Don't drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon. ~Author Unknown
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Coffee, which makes the politicians wise,
And see through all things with his half-shut eyes.
~Alexander Pope
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Be a coffee-drinking individual - espresso yourself! ~Author Unknown
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I make serious coffee - so strong it wakes up the neighbors. ~Author Unknown
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Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night. ~Prince Tallyrand
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You know you've been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance. ~Sweeney Todd Lundgren
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I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. ~Ronald Reagan
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Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. ~Author Unknown
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Coffee, n. break fluid. ~Author Unknown
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This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. ~Author Unknown
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I like my coffee strong, not lethal! ~M*A*S*H
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I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! ~Author Unknown
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Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. ~Stephanie Piro
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C:\COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep? ~Author Unknown
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If it ain't caffeinated, it ain't coffee! ~Author Unknown
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Coffee and tobacco are complete repose. ~Turkish Proverb
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I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee. ~Carly Simon
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In Seattle you haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. ~Jeff Bezos
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Black as the devil, Hot as hell,
Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.
~Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord
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Coffee in England is just toasted milk. ~Author Unknown
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Ultimate office automation - networked coffee machines. ~Author Unknown
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Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another coffee. ~Author Unknown
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Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal™:
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.
~Author Unknown
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C:>COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez. ~Author Unknown
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Coffee: The first peripheral! ~Author Unknown
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I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. ~T.S. Eliot
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Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis - a good hot cup of coffee. ~Alexander King
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Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water. ~The Women's Petition Against Coffee, 1674
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I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy. ~Author Unknown
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Retirement is one great big giant coffee break. ~Author Unknown
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My blood type is Folgers. ~Author Unknown
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All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? ~Author Unknown
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Don't laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak. ~Author Unknown
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COFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled. ~Author Unknown
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Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. ~Jonathan Swift
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I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter. ~Author Unknown
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The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. ~Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995
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RISING.SUN detected: (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (S)leep? ~Author Unknown
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A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. ~Paul Erdos
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. ~Alex Levine
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I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up. ~From the television show Will and Grace
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Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted. ~Author Unknown
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if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF}; ~Author Unknown
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Docs? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? ~Author Unknown
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Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. ~Anne Morrow Lindbergh
===================================================
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. ~Author Unknown
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I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. ~John Van Druten
===================================================
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
~Turkish proverb
===================================================
Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.
~Agatha Christie
===================================================
Ah, that is a perfume in which I delight; when they roast coffee near my house, I hasten to open the door to take in all the aroma." ~Jean Jacques Rousseau
===================================================
"Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France."
~Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
===================================================
"How sweet coffee tastes! Lovlier than a thousand kisses, sweeter than Muscatel wine!" ~Johann Sebastian Bach (Coffee Cantata)
===================================================
"The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce."
~Oliver Wendall Holmes Sr.
===================================================
~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., "Over the Teacups," 1891
===================================================
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
~Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
===================================================
Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy. [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder. ~Honore de Balzac, "The Pleasures and Pains of Coffee"
===================================================
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. ~Henry Ward Beecher
===================================================
A morning without coffee is like sleep. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. ~Flash Rosenberg
===================================================
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. ~David Letterman
===================================================
Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister. ~Bob Irwin
===================================================
I bought a decaffeinated coffee table, you can't even see a difference. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Decaf? No, it's dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. ~Dutch Proverb
===================================================
Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised. ~Star Trek: Voyager
===================================================
Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
He was my cream, and I was his coffee -
And when you poured us together, it was something.
~Josephine Baker
===================================================
I like my coffee black as a moonless night. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. ~Alphonse Allais
===================================================
Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin! ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Deja Brew: The feeling that you've had this coffee before. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
A fig for partridges and quails,
ye dainties I know nothing of ye;
But on the highest mount in Wales
Would choose in peace to drink my coffee.
~Jonathon Swift
===================================================
Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Don't drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Coffee, which makes the politicians wise,
And see through all things with his half-shut eyes.
~Alexander Pope
===================================================
Be a coffee-drinking individual - espresso yourself! ~Author Unknown
===================================================
I make serious coffee - so strong it wakes up the neighbors. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat; the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night. ~Prince Tallyrand
===================================================
You know you've been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee as a potion of sleep resistance. ~Sweeney Todd Lundgren
===================================================
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. ~Ronald Reagan
===================================================
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Coffee, n. break fluid. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
I like my coffee strong, not lethal! ~M*A*S*H
===================================================
I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. ~Stephanie Piro
===================================================
C:\COFFEE.POT missing (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep? ~Author Unknown
===================================================
If it ain't caffeinated, it ain't coffee! ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Coffee and tobacco are complete repose. ~Turkish Proverb
===================================================
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee. ~Carly Simon
===================================================
In Seattle you haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. ~Jeff Bezos
===================================================
Black as the devil, Hot as hell,
Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.
~Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord
===================================================
Coffee in England is just toasted milk. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Ultimate office automation - networked coffee machines. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another coffee. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal™:
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.
~Author Unknown
===================================================
C:>COFFEE.COM error. Contact programmer J. Valdez. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Coffee: The first peripheral! ~Author Unknown
===================================================
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. ~T.S. Eliot
===================================================
Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis - a good hot cup of coffee. ~Alexander King
===================================================
Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water. ~The Women's Petition Against Coffee, 1674
===================================================
I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, steamy. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Retirement is one great big giant coffee break. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
My blood type is Folgers. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Don't laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
COFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical. ~Jonathan Swift
===================================================
I'd stop drinking coffee, but I'm no quitter. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. ~Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995
===================================================
RISING.SUN detected: (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (S)leep? ~Author Unknown
===================================================
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. ~Paul Erdos
===================================================
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. ~Alex Levine
===================================================
I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up. ~From the television show Will and Grace
===================================================
Caffeine Allocation Error: COFFEE.SYS missing, Programmer halted. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
if(pot.coffee=EMPTY) {programmer->;brain=OFF}; ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Docs? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? ~Author Unknown
===================================================
Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. ~Anne Morrow Lindbergh
===================================================
Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. ~Author Unknown
===================================================
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. ~John Van Druten
===================================================
Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and as sweet as love.
~Turkish proverb
===================================================
Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment.
~Agatha Christie
===================================================
Ah, that is a perfume in which I delight; when they roast coffee near my house, I hasten to open the door to take in all the aroma." ~Jean Jacques Rousseau
===================================================
"Espresso is to Italy, what champagne is to France."
~Charles Maurice de Talleyrand
===================================================
"How sweet coffee tastes! Lovlier than a thousand kisses, sweeter than Muscatel wine!" ~Johann Sebastian Bach (Coffee Cantata)
===================================================
"The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce."
~Oliver Wendall Holmes Sr.
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