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Britians Dumbest Criminal
Some people are just TOO stupid, lol... check it out!!


Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.

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Sex on television can't hurt you... unless you fall off.

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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

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Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

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I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.

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I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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I intend to live forever - so far, so good

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I love defenseless animals, especially in gravy.

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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

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If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!

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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

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A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There's a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It's frightening.

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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

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Please provide the date of your death.

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As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

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Being stupid is its own reward.

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Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.

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I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

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Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.

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STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

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With fame I become more and more stupid, which of course is a very common phenomenon.

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I got a gun for my wife, best trade I've ever made.

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So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute, honey!

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Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.

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Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!

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Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

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Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

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Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

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Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.

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The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

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Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

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If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

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24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?

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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked
something.

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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

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He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have
film.

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Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

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He's not small... he's just vertically challenged.

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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

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Your just jelous that the voices are talking to me!

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It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

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There are more ways of spoiling cream than stuffing it full of cats.

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Early to rise and early to bed,/Makes jack boring and early dead.

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Red sky at night reactors alight,/Red sky at morn nuclear dawn.

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Every cloud has a toxic chemical content.

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A bird in the hand is probably a frozen battery chicken (48% meat)

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What the eye doesnt see the heart doesnt see either. The heart doesnt have eyes.

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Different strokes for elderly or unfit folks

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Rock is dead, long live paper and scissors.

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I faought the lawn, the lawn won.

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Let sleeping dogs lie-otherwise they'll eat you children

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