Cool Sayings and Quotes

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Mr. Bean .. very funny

It's the menace that everyone loves to hate but can't seem to live without.

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Time has convinced me of one thing. Television is for appearing on, not looking at.

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Television: chewing gum for the eyes.

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I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.

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Theatre is life. Cinema is art. Television is furniture.

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You shouldn't spend your life watching Television,you should spend your life selling Televisions.

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The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test tube.

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I could have been a doctor, but there were too many good shows on TV.

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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

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My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.

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I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

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Television has raised writing to a new low.

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Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

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The Television commercial is the most efficient power-packed capsule of education that appears anywhere on TV.

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Television has changed a child from an irresistible force to an immovable object.

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Television is simply automated day-dreaming.

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They say that ninety percent of TV is junk. But, ninety percent of everything is junk.

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